Me: is very chill
You: is not very chill and should probably take some lessons from me. $45 dollars for the first hour plus $10 an hour for any additional time.
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
im soooo done
my neighbors parked their car in front of mine I think they are sending a message
you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever
Where can I get a job naming nail polishes