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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via painlock)

4 . 20        439937

twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

(via silencewillautumn)

4 . 20        16316

deanthemonsterhunter:

dreamingdusk:

“men can’t be raped!”

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“men always want sex!”

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“men can always defend themselves!”

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“men can’t control their urge to rape women!”

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“men are inherently sexist!”

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“men are-“

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“men-“

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“m-“

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THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR EVER

THIS HAS REFILLED MY FAITH OF TUMBLR

THANK YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH FOR THIS

BLESS EVERYONE WHO LIKED AND REBLOGGED THIS POST

MAY YOU ALL LIVE HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL LIVES FOR BEING OPENMINDED PEOPLE.

(Source: chelle-the-zbornak-queen, via silencewillautumn)

4 . 20        213827

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via gay-for-lesbians)

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percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

(via gay-for-lesbians)

4 . 20        242075

(Source: humanslikeme, via donniedarkhoe)

4 . 20        21867

shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

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“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

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“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

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"That’s your otp?"

"But they are like 2 feet apart in height."

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"That’s your otp?"

"But one of them is dead."

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(via gay-for-lesbians)

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(Source: cespur, via donniedarkhoe)

4 . 20        7030

madnerdythings:

livinginherworldsounaware:

dekutree:

dyhomme:

tyannabriann:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

kiss me in all the places 😩


Im tryna kiss the inside of ya elbows bitch

well im tryna fuck ya eyebrows off

I like how the vagina is barely coloured

the thighs are where a man or womans hands should always be during the frickle frackle. You will be blessed with a very nice outcome

madnerdythings:

livinginherworldsounaware:

dekutree:

dyhomme:

tyannabriann:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

kiss me in all the places 😩

Im tryna kiss the inside of ya elbows bitch

well im tryna fuck ya eyebrows off

I like how the vagina is barely coloured

the thighs are where a man or womans hands should always be during the frickle frackle. You will be blessed with a very nice outcome

(via gay-for-lesbians)

4 . 20        146087

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

(via mishafckingcollins)

4 . 20        27231

(Source: lesbian-and-proud, via omggirlss)

4 . 20        4406

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

(Source: exclusivelylouisck, via dutchster)

4 . 20        75648

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy, via mishafckingcollins)

4 . 20        196528

s.t.